Drunk people

So back to the story of this Big guy who is 300 pounds. I wrote about him in previous posts. Last friday was the football party and since i was the designated driver (because i don't drink) I drove him there. well at the party we will just say that he had way to many way to fast. because we were only there for an hour and I took him home. Before we got out to my car he had to try and climb in. That was a feat in itself. All in all he fell, I laughed. Later on that night I dropped him of at his dorm and i went to my dorm which is to doors down. Anyways he went out to Joe's about 5 min later and I didn't hear anything from him till about 2 in the morning when Joe's closes. I waited up for him to make sure he made it home ok. Well I heard him yell at someone on the way up the stairs and then a loud smash. He then walked down the hall and I thought he dropped something but upon closer investigation I saw it to be blood. He then walked past me to the bathroom. I thought he had just cut his had and would wash it off. But I looked at the hall and I knew that there is no way that much blood could have come from a small cut. So I rushed to the bathroom and saw the gash in his hand. I told him to put pressure on it because the bleeding wasn't slowing down. I then came out and told one of my friends to go get the car because he needed to go to the hospital. After all that I then mopped the floor because I knew he would be in enough trouble with window that he had just smashed and he would be in more trouble if there was blood everywhere. Anyway it turned out he needed seven stitches in two different places on his hand because apparently he forgot that glass with chicken wire is most likely not the best thing to punch.